how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Is this where I type the joke?

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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