fack me in the ace! CC

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Bloody kids ...

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

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