- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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