- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I can't see my forehead

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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