What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Spread the net.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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hi

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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