Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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That's not what she said.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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