What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Jews

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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obama leadership

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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I pooped my pants

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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