Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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