Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Yes.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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