A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Heartlight

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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