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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Win and Beau have no friends

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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