What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

A black man in a country bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

Colby Michael Schluter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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