- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

YEAH THEY DO.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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