A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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i cant think of one.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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