Dogs in my home.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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a ginger has a soul

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Shit!

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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PUDDING

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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