- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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vbh

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

a man walks into a prostitute.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped