The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Fox News.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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