Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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