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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What is 8 times 4? 32

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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