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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a country bar.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Woman rights.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How did th-A fridge.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Shit!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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