- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Women's rights.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

This is an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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