- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

my shift key is broken1

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Which is longer? A rope...

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

once upon a time there was a boy

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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