What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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A black man in a country bar.

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69

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Anti Joke

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