I just can't stand sitting down!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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