Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

thumb_up thumb_down -19

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

you and your family will die tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

thumb_up thumb_down -27

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops