- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

My butt!!!!!!!!

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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