- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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