An boy with ADHD walks into a

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Yes.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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colby doesnt shave

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Anti Joke

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