What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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im black

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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A man made a sandwich.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Your time.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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