Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Sorry boss

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Snausages.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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