- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

for keeps?

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What causes floods? Too much water.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

neil patrick harris

Leave her alone...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Your mama's so fat.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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