- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Punch line.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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