A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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drake

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Shit!

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You smell like shit

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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hey

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Gianni

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