I Have a Black Friend

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's 9+10? 19

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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