- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

knock knock. come in.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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