A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

I can Nazi

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

your mother hates you

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Niki Minaj's ass

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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