What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is 9 + 10? 21

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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