Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Yes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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womens rights

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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