- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q. who's george porchy?

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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