- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Shit!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Badgers are cool

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

your mother hates you

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