lol a man is drowning

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Membean

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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