What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's an Anti Joke?

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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whats black? a black man

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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