What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I was born.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Woman's Rights

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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this girl died

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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