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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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