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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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