Strawberries!

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Spread the net.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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