Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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dead battery come on down

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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