Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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knock knock come in

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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who is mark

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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