Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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