- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I was born.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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