What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Guess What! HI!

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What's 9+10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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