united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Your Mom.

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An atheist walks into a church

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