- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

crap!!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

for keeps?

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What causes floods? Too much water.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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