THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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