Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Women.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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whats a dick a dick

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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