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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

for keeps?

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

neil patrick harris

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Leave her alone...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Your mama's so fat.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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