What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Cleveland winning something

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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