Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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WNBA

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's Rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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