- Anti Joke

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"