- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Do you believe this will change?

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

hi to the world fromthe world

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

I was born.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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