Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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I enjoy anal.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Your social life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Gay's rights

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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