Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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this girl died

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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