Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A black man in a country bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Woman rights.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between a duck?

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How did th-A fridge.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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