Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Thanks

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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