What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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im a dragon, no im not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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