why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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where are you?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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