Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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raping black women

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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