Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Tell you something funny.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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hipsters

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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