Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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i like pie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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