- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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