Ms. Smoot's class

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Women's Rights.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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