- Anti Joke

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Worst joke ever

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees