A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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