ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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