- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good one jess !!

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

so dont touch it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

why do you care?

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

hipsters

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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