- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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