If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Dogs in my home.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Women Sports.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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