Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Knock, Knock Come in

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Stephen Walking.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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