The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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whats 2+2? math.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Your Mom.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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