- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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