- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?