Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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I need a good anti joke....

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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religion.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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