mc hammers income.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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raping black women

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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