"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

she wasn't 18

Drunk irish man

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Soccer...

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

My tractor broke down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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