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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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