- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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