- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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