- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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