Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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