How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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BOOBALANBOO

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Fiats

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Pen15

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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