- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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