how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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so dont touch it.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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