What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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