Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Soccer...

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

You know what is not cool? Fire.

knock, knock come in

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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