What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Keep up the fun Nero!

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

knock knock. come in.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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