Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What is cold? Winter

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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