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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

shammmm is a lesbian.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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