What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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