Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Women Driving.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Knock knock --Come in.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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