- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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