Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Wade's the father

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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