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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

GONNA

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What's the deal with airline food?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Nippies

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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