- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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