What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

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