- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is cold? Winter

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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