What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Hi? No!!!!!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did I get raped

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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