- Anti Joke

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

PUDDING

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogs in my home.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.