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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What time is it? Refrigerator

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