- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

19th amendment

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Life is an elephant, get married.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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