your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

The cow went moo

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Stop being a centipede

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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