- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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