Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Do you believe this will change?

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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thermodynamics?

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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