Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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