- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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