Penal Dysfunction

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

AIDS

womens rights to vote

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Nickelback

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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