- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a potato flew around my room

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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