Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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