Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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The WNBA.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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