Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

obama's promises

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Scientology.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Wade

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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