- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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