- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I enjoy anal.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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