how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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That's not what she said.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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