- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock knock come in

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

thumbs up!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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