whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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69

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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