I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A black guy with his family.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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