what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Girls

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Pain Olympics.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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