Meow.

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Vagina ass.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Anti-joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Woman's rights.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Anti Joke

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