- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

wood cant chuck wood

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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