What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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knock, knock come in

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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