A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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