- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

I'm banging your sister.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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