- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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