Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

A snake walks into a bar

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Wade's the father

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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