Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +4

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do you confuse a blond?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops