Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Wanna here a good joke?

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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