Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A black man in a country bar.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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