- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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