What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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A ginger was with his friends

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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