what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Are you Drew?

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Shit!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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