You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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